dearskittles

Teacher asks you to read out loud.

Mon, 20 May 2013 07:25:28 -0400

And you don’t even know the page they’re on.

What book are we reading ?!

WHAT FUCKING CLASS IS THIS?!

ABORT MISSION, I REAPEAT. ABORT MISSION.

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Mon, 20 May 2013 07:08:34 -0400

A SUMMARY: EUROVISION FOR ANYBODY THAT EVER WONDERED

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:36:56 -0400

bootymistress:

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Sun, 19 May 2013 13:30:23 -0400

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Sun, 19 May 2013 13:29:50 -0400

Rebekah Mikaelson || 4x23

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:24:38 -0400

Rebekah Mikaelson || 4x23

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Sat, 18 May 2013 11:54:44 -0400

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Sat, 18 May 2013 11:50:41 -0400

One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do...

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:49:20 -0400

One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”

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Sat, 18 May 2013 11:32:55 -0400

andrewpauldost: i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do...

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:06:55 -0400

andrewpauldost:

i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza

thisisaparamoreblog: FAQ Interview LOL Oooooooh, Hayley, you...

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:57:26 -0400

thisisaparamoreblog:

FAQ Interview

LOL Oooooooh, Hayley, you downloaded music? Oooooh, busted~.

"When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards." He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling." So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..." Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:43:42 -0400

humor-us:

bow-ties-and-a-deer-stalker:

cocokat:

personababy:

span-kun:

imnotquiteaswell:

phazondragon:

crystalsoulslayer:

slytherinmychamber:

hotel-denouement:

moral-highground:

yougotredonyou:

nicklex:

hannahisdead:

oh my god

BEST JOKE.

THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER

SCREAMS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH.

HEEEHEE I LOVE SILLY MUSIC JOKES

NERD JOKE!

ahahahahahaha

princesscanon: My hair for a family function I went to on...

Fri, 17 May 2013 14:38:39 -0400

princesscanon:

My hair for a family function I went to on boxing day

You know, when you have kids and you love them and you’re proud...

Fri, 17 May 2013 11:41:12 -0400

You know, when you have kids and you love them and you’re proud of them you just want to kiss them on the mouth sometimes.

tedonik: 0rdinarykid: I forgot to cat Decided to dog.

Fri, 17 May 2013 11:23:26 -0400

tedonik:

0rdinarykid:

I forgot to cat

Decided to dog.

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Fri, 17 May 2013 11:21:50 -0400

the-11-doctor: hatteress: lierdumoa: I know you wanted this...

Fri, 17 May 2013 11:17:42 -0400

the-11-doctor:

hatteress:

lierdumoa:

I know you wanted this on your dash.

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen.

if you listen you can hear it when it lands

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Thu, 16 May 2013 15:08:46 -0400

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Thu, 16 May 2013 14:27:54 -0400